I haven't drank chocolate milk in 41 years.
I believe I was Muslim in a past life.
I have an obsession with Iranian culture.
As a kid I often had nightmares that I would go to hell because we weren't Seventh Day Andentists. Or Muslim.
My sister and I often wondered if I was the product of my Grandfather and one of many women he dated.
I am a terrible judge of character.
I used to think I was ee cummings' reincarnation since I was conceived a month after he died.
I know I would be more successful if I wasn't so scared.